Holiday puns every communicator should avoid
Be ready for it
Now that Thanksgiving, Black Friday, and Cyber Monday are behind us, the holiday marketing marathon begins. For the next 20 or so days, there will be no escaping the holiday slogans, puns, jingles, and word play. Some of it will be clever. Some of it . . . not so much.
Below are a few that fall into the “not so clever” group. You might even call them ho, ho, horrible.
Puns
Yule love this
Be the ghost of Christmas present
Fleece Navidad
Let’s get elfed up
Get caroled away: give the gift of music
Brace your elves
You’ll love our new Santa-tizer
Do you suffer from Tinselitis?
All I want for Christmas is ewe.
Don’t be shell-fish this Christmas
Hairy Christmas?
Bros before ho, ho, ho’s
Just wanted to sleigh have a Happy Holiday.
Jolly holly-days to you and yours!
The time is near. Give a big cheer.
Pets
Santa Paws is here
Bark! The Herald Angels Sing
Dachshund through the snow
Have yourself a yappy Christmas
Have a very Meowy Christmas
Dog bless us, every one.
Questionable claims
These gifts will boost your elf-esteem
If you don’t believe, you won’t receive.
Find you holiday happy place at Lake Ridge Mall.
Our bells are jingling!
Unwrap the feels
Hope this season finds you all wrapped up in happy!
Christmas is the day that holds all time together
Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
This post was also published on Ragan Communication’s PR Daily.
